Book - The Book of Senior Moments.

A good giggle for us Seniors, perhaps a bit depressing for you youngsters. Couple of favourite moments,

Men

Three retired gentlemen, each with bad hearing, are playing golf on a blustery afternoon. "Windy, isn't it?"
"N0", the second man replies, "its Thursday." And the third man chimes in, "So am I. There's a pub just round the corner."

Women

"It's the menopause. I've got my own climate" - Julie Walters

Also

"We learn from experience that that man never learns from experince" - George Bernard Shaw.